т к с ютьюба сняли придется таком ^^

Все равно ня XD

ps.... Бляха мать перемать.... vimeo.com/26787485 смотреть здесь! Boys of fashion week spring/summer 2012.

@музыка: Elvis

@темы: Девичье, Мужчины, Красота

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Бляяяя

Если я когда и захочу купить куклу, это будет он ^^ У него даже глаза светятся

@настроение: for otaku that I am ^^

@темы: Мужчины, Красота, Приступ фанатства

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На этот раз блондинка XD

@темы: Мужчины, Красота, Приступ фанатства

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Вескер мужыг!! А вот Миллер у меня до сих пор ассоциируется с Динотопией)))) Сделали бы хоть накладные бицепсы что ли... А то в игре не в пример он накачаннее... И вообще...

@музыка: Immolation

@настроение: ДОМА Я!!

@темы: Мужчины, Красота, Приступ фанатства

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OMFG!!!

Стоит только попытаться отдохнуть от нета, и в мире всякая хренотень творится!!!

Буду надеяться, что он просто болеет, и ничего серьезного.

@музыка: Flying Whales

@темы: Грустное, Мужчины, Музыка, Приступ фанатства

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The Life List: 175 Things A Man Should Do Before He Dies

1. Date an older woman.
2. Lose your virginity to an older woman.
3. Have your young and tender heart carved into bite-sized pieces, lightly salted, and chewed by an older woman.
4. Stand up to a bully.
5. Fly in a Learjet.
6. Jump out of a Cessna.
7. Talk to God.
8. Vote in anger.
9. Run for office.
10. Feel the recoil of a warm Kalashnikov.

11. Save a life.
12. Lend a hand, especially as concerns those hard-to-reach areas.
13. Shave a woman's legs.
14. Take a schvitz.
15. Go around the world.
16. Watch scrambled porn.
17. Unplug your TV for a month.
18. Climb a mountain--not Everest--without the slightest urge to write a book about it.
19. Sail alone the ocean blue without the slightest urge to write a book about it.
20. Write a brief autobiography without the slightest urge to publish it.
21. Read the last book your wife read, unless it was by Maya Angelou. Discuss.
22. Read all the books on your "Books to read before I die" list.
23. Circumnavigate Corsica on a bright-red Ducati.
24. Learn a useless language: Dutch, say.
25. Have a hero.
26. Meet your hero.
27. Be a hero.
28. Gobble a meat-loaf sandwich at Graceland.
29. Ride a burro through the agave fields of Oaxaca.
30. Take a Greyhound from Portland, Oregon, to Portland, Maine--and if you think your ass hurts, imagine the suffering of the guy who's driving.
31. Work for food.
32. Assemble a rock band. Be the lead singer. Pleasure the groupies.
33. Get booed (by the audience, not the groupies).
34. Trash a hotel room, maybe one that belongs to Ian Schrager.
35. Get fired, especially (but not limited to) when you're getting fired because you want to get fired.
36. Quit a job, loudly and righteously and with great streams of triumphant profanity.
37. Build a valuable business. Sell it. Enjoy.
38. Buy one spectacular loser of a stock--and never, ever forget it.
39. Dye your hair.
40. Change your haircut. (Not to a mullet. Nor to a caesar.)
41. Shave your head.
42. Grow a long and flowing beard.
43. Live under an assumed name, someplace far away, like the Jordanian desert, which, incidentally, is not a bad place to have a long and flowing beard. 44. Audition for something.
45. Write a poem. A haiku will suffice. Here's one to get you started: Doggy got the mange / Biscuits rise all by theirselves / In the valley: Woo!
46. Wear a little black dress in public. (Once. And only once.)
47. Pay for sex. (Once, and only once--and don't bargain-shop.)
48. Get paid for sex.
49. Have sex in public.
50. Sew on a button.
51. Catch a fish.
52. Read Moby Dick.
53. Fast for a week.
54. Get yourself into the best shape of your life.
55. Get fat as a house, and feel no regrets.
56. Tend bar in Nashville.
57. Wait tables in Reno.
58. Drive a cab in Boston.
59. Spend a night in the Odessa, Texas, jail.
60. Settle down.
61. Take a vow of silence for a week.
62. Leave something behind.
63. Bet everything on the trifecta at Sportsman's Park.
64. Convene a game of Scrabble between yourself, Ivan Boesky, Stephen Hawking, and Prince. Call Prince "Prince." (What's he gonna do, slap you?)
65. Hit a home run.
66. Test-drive a car you can't really afford; take up the salesman's day with lots of questions; and, after a goodly amount of time, in class-action payback for all car buyers against all salesmen everywhere, say, "Thanks, but no thanks."
67. Go up to the hottest woman at the party (the Laetitia Casta look-alike), not the third hottest (the Illeana Douglas look-alike ), the way you usually do.
68. Assist a blind man.
69. Look a mobster in the eye.
70. Cross a police line.
71. Learn the identity of Deep Throat and whether Oswald acted alone, and take these secrets to your grave.
72. Get married.
73. Surf.
74. Buy a National guitar; learn to play it.
75. Let someone else take all the credit.
76. Get your due.
77. Blame a completely innocent bystander.
78. Take the rap.
79. Learn to sing.
80. Dance to Tito Puente.
81. Do a puzzle with a five-year-old.
82. Pay off your Visa.
83. Design a house.
84. Build the house.
85. Failing that, someday, stop renting and buy a house, say, a small wood-frame job in Asheville, North Carolina.
86. Take a year to live with the monks of Tibet.
87. Take a year to live with the girls of Voyeurdorm.com.
88. Tell the truth when you'd be better off lying.
89. Avoid lying for one whole day.
90. Take a job that involves a shovel or a hammer.
91. Drive an 18-wheeler.
92. Replace the carburetor on a small-block straight six.
93. Surpass your father at his greatest skill.
94. Make love to a woman from a foreign country. And her friend. (Simultaneously, should the opportunity arise.)
95. Become a true connoisseur of just one thing, exotic lettuces, for example. This thing--enjoy it quietly, all by yourself.
96. Sell Women's Shoes
97. Arm-wrestle a stranger in a bar. Win.
98. Deliver a eulogy (the later in life the better).
99. Sit courtside, ringside, on the fifty, or front-row center, and then, afterward, find yourself in the locker room, backstage, in the dressing room, or at the cast party.
100. Make a toast at a wedding--a short, funny, thoughtful toast.
101. Do a spit take. (Not during the wedding toast.)
102. Once, watch yourself on television, so that you know what you look like on television. Then stop.
103. Sleep with someone you work with. In the boss's office. Then stop.
104. Get an HIV test.
105. Change careers.
106. Change diapers.
107. Get in touch with a long-lost friend.
108. Call the person you think you've most wronged. Apologize.
109. Call Brown & Williamson (800-578-7453) just to hear the outgoing message, which contains this sentiment: "We're a giant corporation, and you make us feel like a little kitten."
110. Canoodle with an Icon
111. When appropriate, return a bottle to the sommelier. (But only when appropriate.)
112. Refuse to pay for a lousy meal.
113. Dine and dash at Brasserie Lipp. (It is owned by Frenchmen. They deserve it.)
114. Stiff a bad waiter.
115. Give a panhandler a hundred bucks.
116. Take a vacation without a camera.
117. Take a vacation without making reservations.
118. Take a vacation without a guidebook.
119. Let her drive.
120. Roast a pig.
121. Learn to play the accordion. (At your house, windows closed.)
122. Take a blond to the fights at the Garden.
123. Throw a punch.
124. Take a punch.
125. Break up a row.
126. Be the most charismatic man in the room. (Somewhere other than McSorley's, where such a thing can be achieved most every day.)
127. Patent something.
128. In the hanging valleys of Glacier National Park, suck in great, greedy drafts of Montana air.
129. Sail, among the seals and orcas, through Alaska's Prince William Sound from Valdez to Whittier before it's too late.
130. See Aerosmith before it's too late.
131. Call in to Firing Line and argue William F. Buckley Jr. into a corner, the bastard.
132. Kiss your dad.
133. Have a suit custom-made.
134. Have shoes custom-made.
135. Failing that, at least buy a really nice suit and pair of shoes.
136. Make a million dollars.
137. Pass down your favorite cuff links to your son.
138. Drink Bordeaux in Bordeaux, champagne in Champagne, and Champale from a paper bag on a park bench.
139. Fight a slash-and-burn fire in the Peruvian rain forest.
140. Hike the Grand Canyon.
141. Eat food you've grown.
142. Eat food your neighbor has grown, without his permission, at night, and let the juice dribble down your chin.
143. Eat psilocybin mushrooms.
144. Pass up an opportunity to attend the Burning Man festival.
145. Join a picket line.
146. Volunteer at a soup kitchen.
147. Write a sensuous letter to a prison inmate. (Use somebody else's name. And return address.)
148. Swim beyond the breakers.
149. Free ball.
150. Cook chateaubriand for twenty.
151. Perfect the mixing of a killer cocktail. Make this your signature drink.
152. Kill something bigger than you. (Not that guy at work.)
153. Sign over a full paycheck to the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
154. Call an old girlfriend, the tough one you promised yourself you'd never speak to again.
155. Fake an orgasm.
156. Contribute to the production of a woman's orgasm, repeatedly, and make this a higher priority than your own.
157. Repair a toaster.
158. Coach a team.
159. Break up with a woman without another in the wings.
160. Pick the music for your funeral.
161. Commit an act of civil disobedience.
162. Commit a prank.
163. Buy a hat.
164. Cheat death.
165. When you get home from work and your kid wants to play ball, play ball.
166. Help a stranger.
167. Get a shave, in a barbershop, with hot lather.
168. Read a dirty magazine while getting a haircut in a barbershop.
169. Learn the names of birds, trees, flowers, insects, topographical features, and constellations. Impart this knowledge to children.
170. Entertain the possibility that there is, indeed, a heaven and a hell, and treat people accordingly.
171. If you've already treated people poorly, prepare for what's coming to you.
172. Feel no pressure to do a long list of things before you kick just because you read it in a magazine.
173. Except this: One last time with your first girlfriend.
174. And this: Live large.

175. And, finally, this: Repeat.

@настроение: LOL

@темы: Мужчины, Флуд

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Секси-пекси вампир)))))

Boone FTW

@настроение: lol

@темы: Мужчины, Красота

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эээммм

Ну что ж, Хэлл прошел за бдениями, шаманством итп. Насмотревшись вампирских фликов стала упорно вспоминать, какой самый красивый и сексуальный вампир м пола, и не смогла((( Девочек хоть отбавляй, Селин, уже по факту, что Кейт, почти красавица, ммм Мать Клаудии тоже красвая, не помню как зовут, ну итд, красивых женщин вампиров до фига, и оч много среди них, кто действительно попадает под определение. Страшных чет не берут.

А вот мужиков.... Я б сказала Питт, если б не его похожие на подкожных глистов вены и кривые линзы. эээ ну Краз сыграл отлично, красивым я его не назову, это уже личные предпочтения. Эдвард из Сумерков по которому все писаются сча... брррр, Паттинсон по определению страшненький, выехал ток возможно за счет своей фигуры, атмосферности и стилистов. Гэри Олдман, не красавец, но обаятельный, но не красавец... Ну в общем и так далее по списку...

В общем вспоминала все виденные фильмы и ничего. Нигде "писаных красавцев", чтоб все как положено, аристократические черты лица, пленяющий взгляд тд.... Не уж то все так плохо? Хуже, наверное, только то, что почти не из кого среди голливудских актеров состряпать приличного вомперчика

@темы: Мужчины, Мысли вслух, Красота

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И все таки в крыльях что-то есть. Раньше, если я видела что-то такое, да еще обычно изображенное, интерес к картинке в целом сразу пропадал. Необычное это не значит вычурное. Это просто ммм либо очень реалистичное, или сама идея интересная, тогда на крылья можно и повтыкать. Пример, ангелочки в Дабле 2. Крылья прям загляденье. Э, к чему это я... В общем клише оно потому и клише, что хочешь-не хочешь, а получается. И у меня теперь есть такое явление на бумажке. Крылышки прицепленные к ... ангелочку? Мдаа...

А еще хочется нарисовать персика шму. Такого мускулистого персика, которому можно все подобрать по ходу, био, навыки, БФГ, чтоб пыщ-бабах был что надо.

@музыка: Vesania - Silence Makes Noise

@темы: Креатив, Мужчины, Красота

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Закрытая запись, не предназначенная для публичного просмотра

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Интервьюшка с Алексом.

Обратить внимание на гитарку))))) Кастом мля, не халам балам.

@темы: Креатив, Мужчины, Музыка, Красота

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Aahh, this spicy smell of sweat

@темы: Девичье, Мужчины, Музыка, Красота, Приступ фанатства

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Пора что ли язык учить....

ммммммм.....

@музыка: Åge Aleksandersen - Min Dag

@темы: Мужчины, Красота

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Моя любимая аська прожила почти ммм 5 лет? Около того. Кому понадобилась? хз, непривычно запоминать новые цифирки, хоть бы где было 93((( Лан, поху, все равно контакт лист пора было чистить... Ммм, завела фейсбук, галимая хня. Но тестики затягивают, особенно про зомби. А так ничо особенного. Просто вся форумская шайка.

Да, кста, я теперь знаю как выглядит его таттуировка .

@темы: Мужчины, Мысли вслух, Красота

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CRush.fUKK.CReate II

бля, еле написала. Кароч, моя полугодовая эпопея закончилась)))) Ржачно)))) Порнуха без комментариев)))) Прикольнуло многое, например спящие Кризиун, сперва не въехала, потом смарю бороды знакомые))) Ммм, потом чо, пьяный Инферно тоже, (теперь зато хоть понятно откуда уменьшительное "Збых", его много было Крестоносцах, воот) Вейдер, Найл, Агилера)))))

Обидно было за Новы, как-то нехорошо даже, что-т над ним так издевались по страшному. Понятно, брутально турят, веселье, шутки, водка итд, но чет какт не смешно потом стало. Пусть Нергал и грит, что это типо неотъемлемая часть жизни, но ни одного кадра, где издеваются над ним)))

Вообще ведут себя как гребаные панки, писают везде, блюют...

вот.

@темы: Мужчины, Музыка, Приступ фанатства

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ТАДАААААААА

В общем что могу сказать, мудохалась долго. Вышло даже намного лучше чем ожидала, так что все просто отлично, тем более енто мой первый рисунок на компе и рисовала мышкой)))) пляяя. Креативный треп оставлю тем кому надо, А идея такая кто не понял, енто Нейтен Эксплоужен в одежде Корвина из Амбера.

Симоне виз лав! Надеюсь тебе понравится, и хоть чуть поднимет настроение, извини что так долго.

@музыка: Dethklok - Awaken

@настроение: олололоололололоо

@темы: Девичье, Креатив, Мужчины, Музыка, Красота, Приступ фанатства

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THE RULES

Бгггг ЩААААЗЗЗЗЗ!!!

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are their rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" on purpose:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Don't cut your hair, ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes/tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

@темы: Мужчины, Флуд

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:D

Какой мужчина!!!



только не надо, "это же..."

@музыка: IE - I Walk Alone

@темы: Мужчины

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Violence on stage

Стеб и так далее, два клипа, Блэк Ривер и Айсы)))))) даю ссылями, а то у мну самой дайр потом не поднимет))))

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjdOGvzotUc
Блэк Ривер

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIOP56GrzEU
Айсы, Джон Шаффер в гл роли

@настроение: ррррррррр

@темы: Мужчины, Флуд, Красота, Приступ фанатства

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Ну вот, чем я ебанько занимаюсь по ночам)))) Да, на подвиги потянула предыдущая картинка)))))) МУАХАХАХАХАХ!!!

@музыка: Vesania - The Downfall

@темы: Креатив, Мужчины, Глюки, Приступ фанатства