читать дальшеMOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. hot sauce
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. don't have any
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Shish-besh (in Moscow) *sigh*
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. It's always 10 percents
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. potatos, fried beef
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. ham and olives
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. honey
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. one of Behemoth Apostasy session pics
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. one
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. yea
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. ummm... myself))
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. no, not counting the anaesthasy
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. nah
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I like mine
Q. What color looks good on you?
A. almost any) any good-looking color looks good on me
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. yes, esp when I was a kid
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. no
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. no
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. yea, not a big problem for me....
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. nope.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. YEA!!!
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. nope
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. yes
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. if i could choose who, sure
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. nothing
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: eh?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: sit
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: yes
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: The Holy Virgin
Q: Last person who called you?
A: my co-worker
Q: Person you hugged?
A: mom
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: winter
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: yes((
Q: Mood?
A. hungry
Q: Listening to?
A: Deicide
Q: Watching?
A. Metalocalypse, season 2, ep 2
Q: Worrying about?
A. my health
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: kitchen
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: eat
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. Memento
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: trying to be