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Murphy's war laws:
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If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
The easy way is always mined.
A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
The Ol' Ranger's addendum:
Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
etc.
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Murphy's love laws
читать дальшеAll the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Love comes in spurts.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners. etc.
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28.01.2008 в 18:51Lies.
"Love comes in spurts."
I love this one!
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28.01.2008 в 19:04It's not a lie)) it's truth. you can cure virginity by intercourse))
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28.01.2008 в 20:09