When I hear Behemoth sound - ERECTION!

"Tonight at 11:45pm on [adult swim]
DETHVENGEANCE
Tonight people you thought to be dead will prove to be alive.
One will try to enter. The other will try to escape.
And YOU will pioneer recording technology.
TONIGHT a Dark chapter begins for our beloved DETHKLOK.
Tonight you will wear an STD radar navigational Dildo Helmet.
Tonight the REVENGENCERS are born.
(listen for our friend George Corpsegrinder Fisher of Cannibal Corpse and Mike Kenally)
Watch and GO DIE
JUST so you know THE DETHALBUM is #21 on the BILLBOARD CHARTS because of you.
We making sure the DETHALBUM is stocked in every store so that you all may have two.
And THE METALOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN- SEASON 1 DVD is now in stores!
Go Watch. Go Listen. Go DIE.
in that order.
NATHAN EXPLOSION"